-Socialite's Life compiled their picks for the hottest guys and gals of 2006. Among the dudes, Jude Law (puh-leez, that nanny-fucker is sooo five years ago!); Nick Lachey (that himbo?); John Legend; Adrian Grenier; Eric Dane (who dat?); Hugh Jackman (coughgaycough); George Clooney (yawn!); Leo DiCaprio (huh?); Johnny Depp (yum!); and number 1 is Matthew McConnaughey whose mugshot is pictured at the right. Sorry, but I just don't see it. Even if he were greased up playing the bongos naked, I still wouldn't be impressed. I am glad, however, that Angelina-wannabe, Brad; thinks-he's-God, Kanye; and Dr. McNasty, Patrick Dempsey, didn't make the cut! See list here.
-The "Top Ten Most Fit Females in 2006" include, Heidi Klum (No argument there. She's popped out three kids and still looks better than most of us in her cheap Victoria's Secret skivvies!); Madge (just don't look at her 80-year-old hands!); Gisele (so long as she doesn't speak); Maria Sharapova; Jessica Alba; Jennifer Aniston (gag! freakin' whiny-assed scarecrow!); Eva Longoria (tacky-ass, annoying midget!); Cameron Diaz (nevermind the Noriega-like pock marks); Denise Richards (HOOKER!); and number 1 is the queen of stupid blondes - Jessica Simpson! Where are all the 'rexi gals? I thought skeletal = hot for 2006? Click here for the list.
