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GOTTA PROBLEM, BITCH? | ASK HILARY

UK Telegraph’s fab fashion director, Hilary Alexander, has a weekly advice column for fashion retards or the fashionably retarded.  Hilary dispenses such sage advice as how to make a statement in white this season (with no mention of bronzer, thank jebus!); what to wear to a daughter’s college graduation or a son’s wedding in Spain; how to choose a dress for a thirties-themed party when you are in your sixties and a size 16; how to properly wear leggings (aside from being stick-thin).  It’s so nice to see a highly respected fashion editor helping out stylishly challenged commoners.

TOP OF THE CROPS

For those unable to dress themselves properly, the London Telegraph performs a public service by printing an article on how to wear a cropped jacket.  Admittedly, this shape can be a bit tricky, and the article suggests what to wear with boxy, unstructured and bolero jackets.  It also suggests which body type works best with each style and where to find the jackets (in London). 

A piece of advice that wasn't included in the piece is: unless you want to look like a crazed bull fighter, you're probably best off steering clear of the awkward and (usually) unflattering bolero altogether.  Read article here.

ASK A J.A.P. | Advice From Long Island

Hello Ladies & Gents!!! Whores of Fashion is proud to bring you our very own weekly advice column, aptly named Ask A JAP!

Each week, our very own authentic Long Island Jewish Princess (and proud of it) will answer all your pressing fashion questions! The queen of shopping will dish out the most fabulous and important advice you will ever need. Like how do you get your boyfriend to buy you a pair of $1400 shoes? What make-up stays on after giving head? Is it gay for my gay boyfriend to wear UGGs? And anything else you can think of.

All questions should be sent to askajap@gmail.com!

Until next week, good shopping shabbos!