UK Telegraph’s fab fashion director, Hilary Alexander, has a weekly advice column for fashion retards or the fashionably retarded. Hilary dispenses such sage advice as how to make a statement in white this season (with no mention of bronzer, thank jebus!); what to wear to a daughter’s college graduation or a son’s wedding in Spain; how to choose a dress for a thirties-themed party when you are in your sixties and a size 16; how to properly wear leggings (aside from being stick-thin). It’s so nice to see a highly respected fashion editor helping out stylishly challenged commoners.

