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KOLLEGE DAILY | Stupid human tricks

Kollege Daily loves bad tattoos.  And by love, we mean that we love to make fun of them.

Sure, the "bad tattoo" thing" has been done to death but never before has such a compendium of the some of the most misguided, grostesque and most likely booze inspired adventures in permanent skin art been compiled for your schadenfraude pleasure.

Enjoy!

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Clay Aiken, a girl fucking a corn dog, Harry Potter and more here!

Another treasure trove of monstrosity.  Defies description. 

Want to look cool from a distance but like a real dooshbag up close?  Try a tattoo tee! 

Is this a true story of the revenge of an Asian tattoo artist? I doubt it, but it's funny.  For more adventures in bad Chinese tattooing, click here.

And for the strong of stomach, here...

Yeah, I know this is slightly off the college topic, but fuck you, it's almost summer. 

KOLLEGE DAILY | Tired "Queer Eye" formula for the frat guy

Waving enthusiastically from behind the curve is CBS, who recently debuted their broadband channel Innertube.  Interesting choice... as if a broadband channel can save someone or something from drowning?

So if you're not ready for summer reruns but you desperately need to shove something into your eyes and ears, there's Innertube's: Greek to Chic, will  (say it with me) bring convivial hosts together with slovenly frat boys and give them vaguely metrosexual makeovers and wrap knitted cozies around their kegs.  No pun intended.

KOLLEGE DAILY | Cool shit of the week!

The coolest skateboard ever.  Period. 

Amazing comic artist Anders Nilsen, author of the weird and gorgeous Big Questions, has given the world Bird with Radio, a historic, four-color silk-screened skateboard deck.

I can't skateboard for shit, but I might buy this and stick it on my wall.

U. of VERMONT | See my vest

University of Vermont Cynic fashion writer Sole Church says we should all "take a fashion clue from trendsetter Sienna Miller's book."  Be a raging, star-fucking, whining, nanny-cuckolded starlet?  No, silly!  By rocking a vest and (shudder) leggings!

According to Church, "...Nothing, I mean nothing, will compliment a pair of black leggings and beat up Converse than a black vest paired with a black machinist hat. Think Oliver Twist at a Strokes concert."

Gak, whimper, more...

Also, will these productions of the fucking Vagina Monologues ever end?   

NORTH CAROLINA STATE U. | Laser treatment leaves skin smooth and lifeless

Shaving sucks.  It's boring, you end up with little sting-y nicks, and if you aren't dating anyone, totally pointless.  But unless you're a huge spaz and shouldn't be trusted with a safety razor, it's pretty hard to end up dead afterward. 

Which leads us to the strange death of NC State U. State student, Shiri Berg, who died in 2004 after a visit to a hair removal clinic in Raleigh.  Her parents are filing a lawsuit claiming that their daughter was the victim of a business that knew a pain cream caused serious side effects. Berg's legs were covered in a lidocaine cream when she was found unconscious after having seizures in her car. Berg had been treated the day before at Premier Body Laser and Skin Clinic in Raleigh, and the lawsuit says that's where she had been told to use the cream prior to a laser treatment. An autopsy shows Berg died from lidocaine poisoning.