This is sort of juvenile, but here are some institutes of higher learning who have names that make me giggle like a geisha...
Perhaps they should follow Beaver College's example...
The Maharishi School of Management
Penn State - Beaver
The Moody Bible Institute
Institute of Paper Science and Technology
The Open University
Posted by Lindsay at 11:12 AM in Stooopid | Permalink
Will Da Vinci madness ever end? Oh, how I long for the day when the Da Vinci Code craze goes the way of the pet rock...
In the meantime, students at Oklahoma Panhandle State University can enjoy a class on the biblical and historical relevance of Dan Brown's blockbuster, monoculture inducing film and book.
This is so pathetic. Did UCLA ever offer a paleontology course based on the success of Jurassic Park? A class on genetic mutation inspired by the movie and comic series X-Men? An astronomy class based on Moonstruck?
Posted by Lindsay at 09:45 AM in Academia, Books, Film/Television, Stooopid | Permalink
The lazy days of summer are soon to be upon us.
The days of sleeping through your 9am class, lying about being vegan in order to get that hot hippie girl in the sack, and jerking off in the stacks are gone until August.
Now is the time for summer internships at Smith Barney, crappy jobs as counselors at Camp Kunnilingus, or sitting home on your ass and watching Court TV and lifting your feet as your mother vaccuums.
But never you mind. Because wherever there are students acting stupid, Kollege Daily will be there. And that's a promise.
In the meantime, relax, sip a diet alcoholic bev, (may we suggest Crystal Light and Zima?) and read this delightful list of the best college pranks of all time...
Posted by Lindsay at 11:14 AM in Academia, Campus Life, Stooopid | Permalink
Hazing. It's not just for Greeks.
Check out these amazing photos of jocks tormenting each other, getting drunk, wearing diapers, humping male strippers, and engaging in unironic homoerotic behavior, courtesy of Badjocks.com
Catholic University Girl's Lacrosse "Twat Eater" and "I do anal."
Quinnipiac University Men's Baseball Jocks dancing in diapers.UC Santa Barbara Girl's LacrosseAsswriting
Wake Forest Women's VolleyballClassy: Gal gagged, blindfolded and tied to a pole with a penis drawn on her chest.
Elon University Men's BaseballGuys in bras, bending over, drinking what looks like a Tupperware bowl full of cum.
More of future assholes of America here...
Posted by Lindsay at 01:39 PM in Booze, Campus Life, Sports, Stooopid | Permalink
Lindsay Kollege Daily needs to take a break from blogging in order to get her "pay-bills-and-buy-toilet-paper" work done...
I'll be back next week.
Meanwhile, feel free to send stories of Kollege Kraziness to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Time to eat the doughnuts,
Posted by Lindsay at 01:44 PM in Stooopid | Permalink
When will the Man learn? It's the pirates causing all the trouble, not the ninjas.
Oh, and here's the story about how the Department of Tobacco and Firearms ambushed a University of Georgia student engaged in a harmless game of pirate v. ninja.
A stealthy student snapped this photo of sophomore Jeremiah Ransom, getting flattened by the Feds.
Looks like this ninja might have a lawsuit...
Posted by Lindsay at 06:01 PM in Campus Life, Police Logs, Stooopid | Permalink