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KOLLEGE DAILY | Bad kollege names

This is sort of juvenile, but here are some institutes of higher learning who have names that make me giggle like a geisha...

Perhaps they should follow Beaver College's example...

The Maharishi School of Management

Penn State - Beaver

The Moody Bible Institute

Assumption College

Madonna University

Coker College

Graceland University

Institute of Paper Science and Technology

LeTourneau University

The Open University

OKLAHOMA PANHANDLE STATE U. | Da Vinci Code 101

Will Da Vinci madness ever end?  Oh, how I long for the day when the Da Vinci Code craze goes the way of the pet rock...

In the meantime, students at Oklahoma Panhandle State University can enjoy a class on the biblical and historical relevance of Dan Brown's blockbuster, monoculture inducing film and book.

This is so pathetic.  Did UCLA ever offer a paleontology course based on the success of Jurassic Park?  A class on genetic mutation inspired by the movie and comic series X-Men?  An astronomy class based on Moonstruck?

Bah.

KOLLEGE DAILY | Rank the Pranks

The lazy days of summer are soon to be upon us. 

The days of sleeping through your 9am class, lying about being vegan in order to get that hot hippie girl in the sack, and jerking off in the stacks are gone until August. 

Now is the time for summer internships at Smith Barney, crappy jobs as counselors at Camp Kunnilingus, or sitting home on your ass and watching Court TV and lifting your feet as your mother vaccuums.

But never you mind.  Because wherever there are students acting stupid, Kollege Daily will be there. And that's a promise.

In the meantime, relax, sip a diet alcoholic bev, (may we suggest Crystal Light and Zima?) and read this delightful list of the best college pranks of all time...

KOLLEGE DAILY | Insert cock here

Hazing.  It's not just for Greeks. 

Check out these amazing photos of jocks tormenting each other, getting drunk, wearing diapers, humping male strippers, and engaging in unironic homoerotic behavior, courtesy of Badjocks.com

Catholic University Girl's Lacrosse
"Twat Eater" and "I do anal."

Quinnipiac University Men's Baseball
Jocks dancing in diapers.

UC Santa Barbara Girl's Lacrosse
Asswriting

Wake Forest Women's Volleyball
Classy: Gal gagged, blindfolded and tied to a pole with a penis drawn on her chest.

Elon University Men's Baseball
Guys in bras, bending over, drinking what looks like a Tupperware bowl full of cum.

More of future assholes of America here...

KOLLEGE DAILY | A week off

Lindsay Kollege Daily needs to take a break from blogging in order to get her "pay-bills-and-buy-toilet-paper" work done...

I'll be back next week.

Meanwhile, feel free to send stories of Kollege Kraziness to kollegedaily@gmail.com. 

Time to eat the doughnuts,

LKD

U. of GEORGIA | The only thing we have to fear is ninjas

When will the Man learn?  It's the pirates causing all the trouble, not the ninjas.

Oh, and here's the story about how the Department of Tobacco and Firearms ambushed a University of Georgia student engaged in a harmless game of pirate v. ninja.

A stealthy student snapped this photo of sophomore Jeremiah Ransom, getting flattened by the Feds.

Looks like this ninja might have a lawsuit...