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KOLLEGE DAILY | HAIKU OF THE WEEK

Roomate #2

Each night, I pretend
to sleep, forced to listen to
you masturbating. 

KOLLEGE DAILY | Haiku of the Week

Roommate Restraining Order

Why is it creepy
to say that you look peaceful
when you're sleeping?

KOLLEGE DAILY | Haiku of the Week

SO HIGH

O God, I'm so high.
Can't skip lecture. Fuck it, I'll
Get the notes online. 

THE KOLLEGE DAILY | Haiku of the Week

Accidental Anti-Semite

I was the one that
Mixed up the dishes in the
Kosher dining hall.

THE KOLLEGE DAILY | Haiku of the Week

Despair

Pillow on my head
can't drown out the sound of my
roommate having sex.

THE KOLLEGE DAILY | HAIKU OF THE WEEK

Roommate

The large "Creed" poster
Should have been a clue that you
are a Jesus freak.

KOLLEGE DAILY | KOLLEGE HAIKU OF THE WEEK

A Cappella

What is pure torture?
Listening to twelve white guys
Attempt to beat-box.

KOLLEGE DAILY | KOLLEGE HAIKU OF THE WEEK

Malt Liquor

Four cups of red booze.
Tastes just like fruit punch.  Oh no,
I've puked on myself.