Something bad is brewing at the Darthmouth's Alpha Delta house, the frat that inspired the legendary movie Animal House and a million assholes to homoerotically gasp, "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
KD will report developments as they develop, development-wise.
Waving enthusiastically from behind the curve is CBS, who recently debuted their broadband channel Innertube. Interesting choice... as if a broadband channel can save someone or something from drowning?
So if you're not ready for summer reruns but you desperately need to shove something into your eyes and ears, there's Innertube's: Greek to Chic, will (say it with me) bring convivial hosts together with slovenly frat boys and give them vaguely metrosexual makeovers and wrap knitted cozies around their kegs. No pun intended.
Do you live in or around Gainesville, Florida? Are you college-aged? Do you get turned on by boys in backwards, white baseball caps, push-ups in the mud, getting paddled, man-hugs and the idea of brotherhood?
Then check out the brand new Gainesville chapter of Delta Lambda Phi, the national social fraternity for "gay, bisexual and progressive gentleman."
Delta Lambda Phi is flourishing slowly but surely on campuses where gay boys want the Greek experience without the gay-bashing.
The only people more excited than the campus queers are the campus fag hags:
According to a recent article: Sororities "really, really like [gay fraternities]... Emily Rothman, a sorority sister at the University of Arizona, said she felt less pressure with her gay male friends. "They're not after you just to get in your pants," she said."
Thanks to Jeremy for the story...
A mother of an ASU student filed an incident report about possible hazing activities of the Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity. She stated that her son was an Alpha Phi Alpha pledge until last night, but could not bear it any longer and is afraid of them now. She stated that her son came home the last two weekends and his left side was completely black, he could hardly walk, and had bruises on his buttocks...
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According to this letter to the editor of Iowa State's Daily:
"ISU frats are tolerant of all - even gays."
That means ISU frats are tolerant of: Commies, jingoists, dwarf tossers, accordion players, angry janitors, dragons, bulimics, kleptos, nymphos, magicians, farmers, seamstresses, union organizers, smelters, lepers, bassists, paparazzi, blue-footed boobies, snooty ballerinas, nitrous addicts, chicken fuckers, fans of "Just Shoot Me," girls with crabs, granny pornographers, steel drum players, cannibals, yogis, nihilists, James Belushi, people who cried at "The Wedding Planner," albinos, giants, eczema sufferers, pixies, Orcs, Jacobeans, pregnant teens, fascists, Disney lovers, serial poisoners, wife beaters, the Runaway Bride, people who overquote Monty Python, news anchors, laxative testers, midwives, toll takers, student loan officers, the ghosts of Pol Pot and Roy Cohn, men who wear leather face masks with no breathing holes, axe murderers, manicurists, electroshock patients, indie rock critics, subway masturbators, married cousins, migrant workers, snuff film makers, pro-wrestlers, whalers, Wiccans, 411 operators, psychics, phlebotomists, children on Ritalin, Strokes cover bands, girlfriend stealers, wedgie givers, records falsifiers, that guy from "Dream On," clip-on-tie wearers, Amish fetishists, the Secret Service, birds of prey, harbingers of doom and destruction, Enron execs, Lord Voldemort, Satan, Saddam Hussein...
...and even gays.
All hail thee... Octobong!
If the Octobong was a Transformer, what do you think it would transform into? Someone vomiting into their pillowcase, I believe.
What do Jon Stewart, Ted Koppel and Tim McGraw have in common?
Their first names all have one syllable! No wait, they were all reportedly members of the racist frat Phi Kappa Alpha.
Jon Stewart (who was reportedly only a Pi Kappa Alpha brother for a few months) may want to check out the front page of Howard University's Hilltop, since he seems to be their poster boy for racist frats and their successful alumni.
"Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity came under heat on several occasions in the late 90s when members of Auburn University's chapter dressed as Ku Klux Klan members for their Halloween party, and once again at Georgia Tech University when the chapter's "Straight Outta Compton" party, where members were encouraged to wear their most "Ghetto Fabulous" attire, prompted several members to paint their faces black to compliment their "baggy" jeans, afro wigs, and T-shirts sporting the coveted "black power" fist."
Newsflash: Southern frat boys a bunch of racist assholes!
The Zeta Zeta chapter of Omega Psi Phi, a black fraternity, based on the campus of the University of South Carolina, has been the subject of bigoted and derogatory postings regarding its move to the all-White Greek Village. The area mainly comprises mansion-like houses owned by predominately White fraternities and sororities.
Prominent members of this historic frat include the Rev. Jesse Jackson, NBA legend Michael Jordan, former Clinton adviser Vernon Jordan, and comedian-entrepreneur Bill Cosby.
Imagine sorority life without the drinking, smoking, screwing, and slutty clothes. Islamic women want in on exclusivity and the shunning of others. According to the Seattle Times, The motto of Gamma Gamma Chi: "Striving for the pleasure of Allah through Sisterhood, Scholarship, Leadership and Community Service."
"It will be a bit like 'The Apprentice' or 'America's Next Top Model,' " said Althia Collins, an education consultant and former college administrator who helped her daughter, Abdul-Haqq, establish the sorority. "We will give them 'Gamma mail,' which details a challenge for them to work on, like learning verses from the Quran."
