Hey holiday revelers! If you're throwing a party and want your crowd of pals to drink more responsibly (I know, just go with it) a recent study says that you should serve your souse-ables in tall, skinny glasses, rather than short, squat ones. This way, your guests will be downing less booze and not even realize it. And you won't have to worry about someone urinating in your stove or passing out in your potted ficus.This probably doesn't apply to most of KD's readers - after all you all probably drink your booze out of oversized red plastic cups, hippie thermo-mugs or a semi-clean spaghetti sauce jar.
A public service announcement to you and yours from The Kollege Daily!