I wouldn't have been an idea BYU candidate due to my love of above-the-knee skirtage, pre-marital gropage, and confusion to the exact tenets of Mormonism.
But while other schools are installing metal detectors and battling Charles Whitman like shooters, BYU, looks pretty quiet... eerily quiet...
From the BYUNewsNet
Aug. 25. A boy entered the creamery bathroom with two bags of peanut butter M&M's. An employee noticed the boy did not leave the bathroom with the peanut butter M&M's and attempted to apprehend the boy. He fled before he could be detained.
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