We will be back soon, do not fear. Back with wristwatch tan lines and stories of how frikkin' awesome it was to be a summer intern at Payne Webber (but most likely, how we got fired from Arby's for throwing up in the Fry-o-Later.)
Meanwhile, stare at this picture until we return in a few weeks. Feel drunk yet?
Keep staring.
That's right.
Keep staring.
