The days of sleeping through your 9am class, lying about being vegan in order to get that hot hippie girl in the sack, and jerking off in the stacks are gone until August.
Now is the time for summer internships at Smith Barney, crappy jobs as counselors at Camp Kunnilingus, or sitting home on your ass and watching Court TV and lifting your feet as your mother vaccuums.
But never you mind. Because wherever there are students acting stupid, Kollege Daily will be there. And that's a promise.
In the meantime, relax, sip a diet alcoholic bev, (may we suggest Crystal Light and Zima?) and read this delightful list of the best college pranks of all time...