This University of Montana police log is from earlier in the month but the extra-special commentary of Captain Jim Lemcke of the Office of Public Safety, makes it okay...
April 7, 5:51 p.m.
“It’s pretty low to take a guy’s underwear,” Lemcke said.
The responding officer gave the men a ride home.
April 8, 11:35 p.m.
Public Safety received a report concerning suspicious activity in University Village.
The responding officer found two women, about 19 years old, swinging on the playground wearing nothing but panties.
“If we get this kind of call more often, it would really help our recruitment of new officers,” Lemcke said.
The women were encouraged to dress more conservatively, but will face no charges.
“It is, after all, not illegal to swing in just panties,” Lemcke said.