Movies and magazines and catalogues and websites and parents and books all tell you that college life is going to be a cavalcade of sin and debauchery, that you'll be fighting off blow and orgies on a daily basis.
Wild nights of sex. Constant partying. A life of risky behavior without worrying about the consequences.
When I read descriptions of the lives of American college students in the news, I was suddenly overcome with anger. Why hadn't anyone bothered to include me in all the fun?
There's always grad school, Katie. I'm just kidding, no one gets laid there.